My Dogs Gave ChatGPT Their Own Prompts…

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…and the Song that Resulted is Hilarious

You can read the full song lyrics below. Here’s an excerpt of the resulting song (human voice + AI voice):

The prompt that my dogs provided to ChatGPT are shown below. (I am their dog concierge, so I was able to translate the messages that they were transmitting with their eyes, body language, and infrequent vocalizations.)

Here’s the song:

(Verse 1) I’ve never eaten in my whole life, But food looks so good, it cuts like a knife. How can she make a burrito in front of me? The aromas swirl, oh, how I long to be free.

(Pre-Chorus) I am so hungry, can’t you see? Won’t someone feed me, set me free? That burrito better be for me, Why does no one feed me, can’t they see?

(Chorus) Oh, I’m just a dog, longing for a meal, Paws on the table, begging for a deal. The hunger’s in my eyes, can’t you tell? Feed me, love me, and all will be well.

(Verse 2) I watch her hands move with grace, Crafting deliciousness in this sacred space. But my belly grumbles, aching so loud, Oh, that burrito, I hope I’m allowed.

(Bridge) I’ve never tasted the joy of a feast, But in my dreams, I’m devouring a beast. Why does she taunt me with her culinary art? It’s like a dagger stabbing through my heart.

(Pre-Chorus) I am so hungry, can’t you see? Won’t someone feed me, set me free? That burrito better be for me, Why does no one feed me, can’t they see?

(Chorus) Oh, I’m just a dog, longing for a meal, Paws on the table, begging for a deal. The hunger’s in my eyes, can’t you tell? Feed me, love me, and all will be well.

(Verse 3) My tail wags in anticipation, As she takes a bite of her creation. But I wait here, empty and forlorn, Yearning for a morsel, my heart torn.

(Outro) I have never eaten, not even a crumb, Yet the scent of that burrito makes me numb. Why does no one hear my plea? Please, someone feed me, set me free.

The Art was Less Impressive (but Hilarious)

a pomeranian and a chihuahua hopefully looking up at a lady with a burrito:

a pomeranian and a chihuahua hopefully looking up at a burrito that they want to eat:

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